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10 May Reblog — During a Period
- Uterus:I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach:EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions:I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach:ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus:Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me:why can I not have a penis.
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